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Joe Biden: I Can Do Whatever I Want When I Am President Tuesday, June 30th 2020 1:00:45 AM
THIS ARTICLE IS SARITE. Joe Biden, at a campaign rally tonight, said that when he is president he is free to do whatever he wants. The audience was very surprised to hear the presidential candidate say that as he should know that he is subject to congressional and judicial oversight. The former Vice President is […]
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Democrats Want To Cancel The Fourth of July Thursday, June 25th 2020 10:45:32 PM
THIS IS SATIRE. Democrats took the social media on Thursday afternoon to let the world know they believe that the Fourth of July should be canceled and that we should no longer celebrate. They said they consider to be racist. Obviously, they don’t want us to celebrate because they hate this country and they don’t […]
Joe Biden: I Am The Worst Candidate For President Wednesday, May 27th 2020 1:42:04 AM
THIS STORY IS SATIRE. Today at a local campaign rally, former Vice President and current presidential candidate Joseph Biden made the statement that he is the worst candidate for President of the United States. Maybe it was his dementia, but he stated that he does not believe anyone should vote for him. The crowd laughed […]
Nancy Pelosi: Taking Trump Down Is More Important Than What Americans Want Wednesday, May 27th 2020 12:16:40 AM
THIS STORY IS SATIRE. During a press conference early Tuesday morning, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi announced that she no longer cares with the American people think. She is going to start doing whatever she wants regardless of what her constituents want. She noted that she plans to impeach President Donald Trump a second […]
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Ralph Northam: As A Man Who Dressed Up To Be Black, I Support Joe Biden Friday, May 22nd 2020 6:38:46 PM
THIS STORY SATIRE. Governor of Virginia Ralph Northam today announced that as someone who once dressed up as a black man he supports Vice President Joe Biden to be our next president. The governor has said since he identifies as being black and he feels like one of the guys he should be able to […]
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BREAKING NEWS: Barack Obama Diagnosed With Coronavirus Wednesday, May 20th 2020 10:53:14 PM
THIS STORY IS SATIRE. Late Wednesday afternoon, a spokeswoman for the Obama family announced that former President Barack Obama had been diagnosed with COVID-19. She said the president is resting at James Madison Memorial Hospital comfortably. The former president is surrounded by Michelle Obama and the remaining members of his family. The doctors at James […]
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Biden: It’s Okay To Touch Women Without Consent, They Like It Tuesday, May 19th 2020 8:59:04 PM
This Piece is Satire. Joe Biden appeared on NBC this evening and he made the statement that it’s OK what he does to women and children because frankly, they like it. He says they can’t be a victim if they like it. In a sad pathetic turn of events, Biden supported a law in the […]
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BREAKING NEWS: Twitter Announces Verification Of Al Qaeda Tuesday, May 19th 2020 4:43:18 PM
THIS STORY IS SATIRE. Today, Twitter held a press conference in which they announced they will now be verifying terrorist organizations. This comes at a very controversial time as the organization continues to censor conservative media outlets and public figures. Today they announced that they will verify Al Qaeda is the first terrorist organization on […]
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Democratic Governors Announce States Will Stay Closed Till Day After Election Monday, May 18th 2020 11:59:31 PM
THIS STORY IS SATIRE. Today, Democratic governors across the country announced that they will not open their states back up until the day after the 2020 presidential election. The goal is that if they can win properly they will make that announcement but if they cannot they will manipulate the mail-in ballots. Department of Justice […]
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Zombie Leader Urges People to “Train Their Brain” During Lockdown. Saturday, May 16th 2020 9:51:05 PM
***THIS IS SATIRE*** Los Angeles County Health Director and zombie commander Barbara Ferrer extended the lockdown in Southern California for months and introduced a new program “Train Your Brain”. According to Ferrer citizens need to keep their brains, “plump and juicy,” by doing mental exercises like crossword puzzles and sudoku. Caption this: Posted by Trump […]
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