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Hillary Clinton Says We Should Use Private Email Servers To Vote In 2020 Thursday, May 21st 2020 10:41:01 PM
THIS STORY IS SATIRE. The Babylon Bee was the first to report when Hillary Clinton suggested that we use a private email server to allow individuals to submit their vote for President of the United States in 2020. The bee stated: CHAPPAQUA, NY—Hillary Clinton has suggested that Americans vote for president via email, a controversial […]
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Joe Biden: We Should Tear Down Lady Liberty Thursday, May 21st 2020 9:57:14 PM
THIS ARTICLE IS SATIRE. Presidential candidate Joe Biden today announced that if he becomes president he plans to tear down Lady Liberty. “She represents everything that makes this country horrible. Freedom and liberty are awful concepts and the government should have total and complete control of everyone’s life,” said Biden. President Donald Trump has said […]
Biden: It’s Okay To Touch Women Without Consent, They Like It Wednesday, May 20th 2020 7:39:15 PM
This Piece is Satire. Joe Biden appeared on NBC this evening and he made the statement that it’s OK what he does to women and children because frankly, they like it. He says they can’t be a victim if they like it. In a sad pathetic turn of events, Biden supported a law in the […]
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Obama Declares Joe Biden As The Next Jesus Christ Tuesday, May 19th 2020 12:37:02 AM
THIS STORY IS SATIRE. Former President Barack Obama today announced that he believes former Vice President Joe Biden is the next Jesus Christ. When Obama was confronted about his statement he confirmed that he believed that Joe Biden was the Messiah. A reporter asked him if Jesus Christ would touch women and children in an […]
White House Advisor Calls Out Obama For BS Sunday, May 17th 2020 6:31:07 PM
White House adviser Peter Navarro panned former President Barack Obama on Sunday for criticizing federal officials for botching the coronavirus pandemic response. Navarro criticized the former president during an interview on “This Week” with George Stephanopoulos, telling the ABC host that Obama has become a member of former Vice President Joe Biden’s campaign press team. He made […]
Donald Trump Take Out Member Of The Deep State Saturday, May 16th 2020 2:40:38 PM
President Donald Trump fired Steve Linick, the State Department’s inspector general, on Friday night, sources told the Daily Caller News Foundation. Trump notified House Speaker Nancy Pelosi that he was removing Linick from office, effective in 30 days. He said in the letter that “it is vital that I have the fullest confidence in the […]
Obama Arrested For Spying On Trump Campaign Saturday, May 16th 2020 1:47:16 PM
This story is satire of course but wishful thinking. Late yesterday evening the Department of Justice in connection with the FBI rated the home former President Barack Obama. He was arrested in connection with an investigation into the 2016 presidential election and wiretapping that took place. Furthermore, the FBI execute a search warrant removing thousands […]
Joe Biden Tells American People Not To Vote For Him Saturday, May 16th 2020 12:20:54 PM
THIS PIECE IS SATIRE In the face of allegations that former Vice President Joseph Biden engaged in inappropriate behavior when he was a member of the United States Senate he responded by saying “If they believe Tara Reade, they probably shouldn’t vote for me. I wouldn’t vote for me if I believed Tara Reade.” In […]
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? Joe Biden Gets Called Out ? Wednesday, April 29th 2020 5:11:25 AM
Tom Homan, the former acting director of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), predicted a dire situation at the U.S.-Mexico border if former Vice President Joe Biden emerges victorious in the November elections in an interview with the Daily Caller News Foundation. If Biden is elected president and follows through on many of the campaign promises he […]
Joe Biden Arrested For Touching Women And Children Sexually Wednesday, April 29th 2020 1:14:30 AM
Earlier this evening Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden was taken into custody. He was arrested in connection with inappropriate touching and violating the personal space of women and children across the country. As he touched his women without their consent many admitted to feeling extremely uncomfortable. Joe Biden is at the same prison that his […]
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